I don’t think people realise how uneventful Perth really is.
A few years ago there was supposed to be a cyclone, but it never came near us, and I remember reading this headline in the paper that said ‘You know you live in a boring city when even the cyclones get cancelled’
“Don’t fool yourself. English isn’t inherently superior, or easier to learn, or more sonically pleasing. Its international usage comes from forceful assimilation and legacy of colonialistic injection. It isn’t a deed that one should take pride in.”—my uncle left this comment on his friend’s Facebook status, a white British man who was bragging about how easy it is to be a native English speaker when trekking to different nations. (via maarnayeri)
i dont think yall realise its illegal to take a picture of someone and put it on a social media site without asking their permission and i know thats really cliche of me to say but i mean honestly stop taking pictures of strangers you find attractive and putting it on tumblr
similarly, stop taking pictures of people you find disgusting or hideous and posting it on the internet to insult them. stop photographing women eating on the subway and posting it on the internet to humiliate them. just stop.
yea sorry to reblog the same thing twice but this is important also ^^^
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
if you don’t prove your worth (and not to society at large, but specifically to the people who already have the money), you’ll literally fucking die. this is considered totally normal and not at all evidence that the system is evil
millions of real existing people fall in love with straight men. what the fuck
im still thinking about this. they dont just befriend and hang out with straight men, they get emotional about them. they think ‘this person is the best thing that ever happened to me’. i think there was a time when this phenomenon made sense to me but now it does not.
It’s a hot summer day and you’re hard at work, doing a good job. Between you and me, I think you’ve earned yourself a drink. But what to choose? You’ve already had enough water for one day and soda’s too sweet for your current situation. You need something heartier, more adult than juice or milk. A beer? The day’s not over yet. But hey, here’s a thought: how about a carton of Emeril’s Chicken Stock.