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wispus:

the snake butch aesthetic

wispus:

the snake butch aesthetic


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epochayur:

I get super aggressive with inanimate objects when I’m pissed. I was angrily programming in my living room and the xbox said “Console shutting down soon” and I just said “Good, see if I care” then immediately felt bad


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raisaesibet:

love

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drunken-witch-of-time:

hcandersen:

incroyable

DAMN, THEY GOT ME
THIS IS THE BETS ONE

drunken-witch-of-time:

hcandersen:

incroyable

DAMN, THEY GOT ME

THIS IS THE BETS ONE


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portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

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excalibong:

nice

excalibong:

nice

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cannonballt1tcomb:

a marine was in a college class taught by a liberal gay demon professor. one day the professor said “if god is real, he will suck my dick” after ten minutes of silence the tough marine got up from his seat and sucked the liberal aclu professor’s dick. the professor came. “what did you do that for?” the marine answered “god was busy building ford trucks shirtless so he sent me to suck dick”


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zoomwitch asked: what are the best homestuck ships

joyceanfartboner:

karkat/the crushing realization that hes been a shit his entire fucking life and needs to grow the fuck up

Tags: homestuck
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smilingshroud:

OH MY GOSH


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occultmajyks:

please read paranatural

occultmajyks:

please read paranatural


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i dont need extreme realistic survival mods to make skyrim dangerous. i just have lots of dragons in the sky at all times while only wielding a dagger

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