i had a dream last night that i was walking somewhere in the dark and i just heard people saying “homestuck could update at any moment and we wouldnt be prepared.” like that post thats like blah homestick could update at any time atomic bombs. people were stackin cars and heading out. they had a few computers and batterie pacs and those blue internet cords n shit and thse wifi hot spots that were free for all. and i was like. dam. i jhave to prepare. and i put my hoodie over my head and i was treckin it with people heading out to the woods and they were like. acting liek this was fuckin real business. like government official shit.
ok so i know the whole highblood/lowblood lifespan difference thing is very tragic but every time i see somebody using that as a plot device in an erisol comic i just think of what a shitty old guy sollux would be. sollux using his age as an excuse to get out of everything. sollux turning his hearing aids off while eridan is talking. sollux running over eridans toes with a motor scooter.
I love old guy Sollux..
what if equius was a rapper and he called himself 100di%
okay i now get this is supposed to be loodicross but i totally misread it as 100 dicks
oh my god i
all the humans are like ‘that’s gotta be pronounced ludicrous’ while the trolls are just nodding seriously like ‘one hundred dicks is a pretty respectable number of dicks’
i miss the good old days of tumblr. we were all filthy homestucks but we were fucking happy
Imagine what jane would feel meeting rose, dave, and jade
Hey kid nanna, here are my best friends, alpha jk Rowling, Steven Spielberg, and Bill Gates.
#Dave fucking strider thinks I’m hot
scientist (studying an atom): hey thats jade harleys symbol, from homestuck